blog yang masih mencari identiti sendiri. tuan punya blog ni kemungkinan pembunuh bersiri.. =.='

December 31, 2010

2010! be good to me please :)

Selamat tahun baru 2011.yay! yay! Azam yang memang tak tercapai dan masih terkapai-kapai (mungkin aku pendek) pada 2010  akan dilanjutkan ke 2011. Hope everything goes well..bertambah matang adalah mesti untuk tahun baru..so, everything that happen last year, I'll take it as a lesson..no offense! saya bukan seorang pendendam. jadi kepada pesalah juvenil yang memang harus dihukum rejam sampai mati atau aku tanam kau hidup-hidup celah ketiak anney kadawaleyy dey dey atau aku langgar pakai hummer bapak kau tu telah saya maafkan dengan ikhlasnya. no heart feelings lah senang cite! You made me who I am today.(senyuman gigi penuh) Juga kepada pengamal seks tegar yang telah membuat jantung gwa terkeluar dek kerana bahasa kejantanan lu tu, gwa tak layan derr. Jadi, hope 2011 akan datang diperjodohkan dengan jodoh-jodoh gigi putih yang baik belaka kerana itu antara azam tak tercapai 2010. Dan semoga aku makin putih (azam setiap tahun yang tak pernah tercapai)..still gigih berazam walaupun..*menangis* So, selamat tinggal 2010..2011 come to mama bebeh..!!




p/s: lupe! bukan hanya memaafkan orang..jadi dengan rase sedar diri yang teramat saya pon mintak maaf for everything kepada anda semua. no offense ok :)).

December 17, 2010

If I’m Not Hot, are YOU?


emosi hentak-hentak kepala sekarang..okay ramai tak suke kat gua rupenye.fine fine :'(..someone asked me on formspring..alahhh bende alah yang logo pintal2 macam taik tuu dan tempat orang tak tentu hale bertanyakan soalan mengarut, bushitt! mulut puaka! Dulu ade sekali soalan bushitt diajukan...sentap sebentar!


Anonymous : kao nie.macam kampong jerw.tapie belagak macam howt pulak. eish :p kesian

yang empunye formspring ni taklah baik or taklah jahat. tapi kalau dah kene jentik sekali..rase tesentil-sentil gak lidah ni mem'busitt' empunye anonymous ni kann :))


Answers : eh! ade mak kesah nok? awak tu mengeja pon tak betol.lagi mau cakap orang.haha. :) kesian





But then bila fikir balik, macam nak tambah ayat plak..suke kan tak puas hatiii ni.haha..
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pehal pehal???

"If I'm hot?? are you NOT? are you insecure?ade masalah?"..pehh pehh. penuh unsur-unsur busuk hati

okay. just for you to know..I'm just created to be me. annoy people maybe one of it. no one knows me better than I am. so, stop judging others, can you 'anonymous'?? I'm just 'kampung girl' like you said. heh. you just don't know me yet. bla..bla..bla.. :)


                

December 12, 2010

Aku Tak Bodoh !

Yesterday. ye! ini cerita semalam. Pulang kerja then lepak buang mase tepi tasik yang asalnya cantik. but sekarang tidak lagi!! (=.='). Next stop to Jusco mahu tonton movie "Aku Tak Bodoh". Nampak menarik sebab ade Adibah Noor as one of the aktress boleh kasi gelak guling2 tapi sangkaan meleset rupanya dialog dia hanya 2 3 scene sahaja.sigh! Overall his movie is about life nowadays like mak bapak kerja and anak tekontang kanting versi "home alone5". then bila nak kol parents always through voicemail like makcik telekom jawab "nombor yang anda dail bla bla blaa..." .tapi this movie banyak pengajaran yakni lesson yang boleh dibuat praktikal di rumah. contohnya tolong lah jangan menipu anak anda bile diorang tanya "ibu? saya datang dari mana?" then anda jawab "tepi jalan".erghh! make sense sikit laa. And sex education apabila kanak-kanak jalan pegang tangan, yang si perempuan akan 'termengandung' dengan tiba-tiba akibat terpengaruh dengan drama tv.what the ..??..sampai sang kanak2 lelaki sanggup mengaku itu anak die then bagi nenas motif nak suruh gugur kandungan budak tu..what the....again???

situasi: look others pregnant and start gelabah. otak dah mula plan untuk beli nenas sebagai senjata abortion wannabe.haha.comel comel
Movie ni memang rewind balik zaman sekolah dulu yang boleh tahan gedik nak bawak phone pergi sekolah dengan alasan nak call parents.padahal?? spotcheck and etc..bla bla..semua taknak mengaku bawak phone. tapi this movie bole kasi honey star lah kepada budak mok mok tu. boleh bikin gelak beguling guling siap dengan senak senak perot. thumbs up mok! (eh!gedik gila kau)..and and and the best part is this jajaka-jajaka kacak. juling-juling mate hambe melihat body anda yayayaa.

badan hang tak ketul-ketul. tapi mata den tesembul sembul.haish.

lihat lihat!
double sentence ni memang untuk ayat2 exciting sahaje.bahaha

And and can you imagine tiba tiba parents kite yang never say a word "i love you" and jenis yang memang taktau nak tunjuk kasih sayang lahh but always maki hamun tetibe say that word, in english okay! this is what happen! budak tu tekejot sampai terpelanting periuk dari tangan. but then gaduh balik! macam takde effect je "i love u" tadi..hampass!

situsi: berebut bag! buat perangai betol.

But then banyak lagi menarik about this movie, nak cerita semua boleh bedarah hidung gwa. how parents should react as a 'parents' should be and how kanak-kanak nowadays think. so, ia harus adil for both parents and their kids. the key is understand.simple kan?

and last! 
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December 8, 2010

Serabut lah.

Assalamualaikummmmm!! dengung lebih sikit. bajet macam hebat tajwid lah senang cerita. *gaya haruslah seperti bunyi riang kanak2 acah upin ipin dapat ayam goreng*

note: tak perlu telompat tekinje-kinje ketika melafazkan ayat ni. 'uukk aakk ukk akk' ..okay.paham??bagus. :)


Behabuk, bersawang, bebau, bebulu dah belog ni lepas dicerai gantung tak bertali. baiklah! setelah dirujuk kembali, blog telah kembali aktif bak lari 400m acara balapan pergi balik sambil tercungap-cungap. letih, bosan asyik belogwalking dan tak komen pape dan dan dan jeles meles tengok ramai perempuan cantik sekarang ni. nak promote produk on blog takde plak nak ambik jadi model. muke dah cun cun cun tahap takterkateape dah ni. body dah sebijik rozitachewan bila pose mengiring *boleh meraung jatuh gaung gaya beguling guling lah kalau macam ni dey deyy. okay dah. itu je untuk kali ini. Bye :))

tolonglah berdarah hidung tengok ni! teheee :)


p/s: serabut aku buat post kali ni. HAHA.



November 21, 2010

Day 9

Day Nine : Two smileys that describe your life right now.

1 . :)) . its all bacause of you.

2 . :D . for you idiots! i'm much happier now


November 18, 2010

Day 8

Day Eight: Three turn ons.

1 . Blekberi

2 . Henry golding.aumm!

3 . High heels.

November 15, 2010

Day 7

Day Seven: Four turn offs.

1 . Hantupoconghanturayahantupenanggalhantubreastbesar tu!

2 . No moneyyy.shutup!

3 . Maggots.geliiii.

4 . Liar liar liar like YOU!

November 7, 2010

Day 6

Day Six : Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

1 . Families.

2 . Jantungs.

3 . Me.

4 . You.

5 . Unknown. kakarazi / si mulut kepoh / stalker.

November 5, 2010

Day 5

Day Five : Six things you wish you’d never done.

1 . I wish I am silent.

2 . I wish i'm not cutting my hair.duhh! it takes a long time to grow up again.

3 . I wish i wouldn't believe every single word YOU said moron! yea YOU.

4 . I wish I didn't said things i shouldn't have.celupar! heheee :)

5 . I wish time eksiden abang lebih kacak yang hantar pergi hospital.HAHA.motif??

6 . I wish i'm not spending pakcik MARA money to nothing but shopping is heaven.lol :))

November 1, 2010

Day 4

Day Four : Seven things that cross your mind a lot.


7 : Those people.this always in my mind. I don't care what people think about me but actually i do care about it.nahhh.. I just be by self and go on!

6 : My dad: He's living away from us that's why I'm always thinking of him and pray that he will rest in peace.AMIN..

5 : Pretty lady. Why am i not like her????*demmit*

4 : Money: My mother is getting older and I want to do the best for her.

3 : Phone. shit! why there's no call??

2 : Past. I've learn a lot from u my "past".. :D

1 : Food: oohhh! Mcd, pizza, kenny.carls jr, I might be tiny, but if you only knew how much i really eat? you'll surprise I am not a size of a fat whale.HAHA

October 30, 2010

Day 3

Day Three : Eight ways to win your heart.

1 : Be as stupid as i am, but you have to be the serious one..(complicated??..i know)

2 : Be lazy with me sometimes. i don't always like to "do stuff"..=_="

3 : make me laugh, make fun of me, but not in a hurtful way. i just love that.

4 : have your own life so you're not always in mine. i love to be alone sometime and i can't imagine having you by my side all the goddamn time! HAHA

5 : Be yourself. i hate pretenders!

6 : Be friendly. i'm nice when you're nice.i'm not a royal descent that you have to show off things with me.

7 : Be pleased for who I am. I maybe different from others. you'll never find someone as weird like I am.

8 : Support me when i need to. stop me when you should, advice me when you could. thank you.

October 28, 2010

Day 2

Day Two : So, here's nine things about myself.


nine: i know many people. but few of people i know, i know them well.

eight: i can have a very short temper..which i'm not proud of.

seven: i maybe quiet, but not exactly shy, though it may seem like it.do know me well. :)

six: i love looking on the brighter side of thing. just say a word!

five: .....though at time, i tend to be very negative....

four: i am emotionally unstable.HAHA :D

three: i hate people lying, they're all annoying!

two: i love my lovey dovey frinds. they're my jantung, hati, limpa, usus and so on. mess up with them! i'll poke your brain of your head dude! gimme a try.

one: i heart my family alot. nothing can replace them. hurt them??? over my dead body yaw!

October 25, 2010

Day 1

Day One :Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.


10 : mak: ikin nak kawen bulehhhh ?? *angkat2 kening*

9 : ayah: i wish i could talk to you right now, hold your hands, and make laugh together.RIP.menangis wuwuwuuuu :'(

8 : family: bubbly talk is fun when i'm with all of you.

7 : guys: do know me well. i had many kinda fobias with your gender! lalalalalaa.

6 : girls: hug and kisses to you.rinduuu!

5 : anonymous: i love you. may i know you well? >_<

4 : stalker: i love you more. you always made my day.

3 : dear haters: i hate you more for now. i really mean it! you act like a jerk.your new nickname is you idiot.such an idiot!

2 : dear lappy: thanks for always hear my nonverbal voice without any complaining.

1 : to myself: you maybe dumb. but you're not stupid! raise your hand and held up high. proud to be yourself. don't forget your past because it has made who you are today. leave that idiots! you deserve better than that.smile :))


October 21, 2010

Rainbow 10!

copied from lisa rohali


Day One
:Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two : Nine things about yourself.
Day Three : Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four : Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five : Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six : Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine : Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten :
One confession

p/s: the count starts now!

October 20, 2010

kacang kacang kacang!


20102010

cantek sungguh kau.benci! cantek kalau hari ni hari jadi sendiri. tapi apakan daya aku sangat rakus untuk keluar lebih awal dan sebok tejenguk jenguk keluar kepala nak sangat tengok dunia kan(menangis).hamek! entri ni tak bole panjang sebab nak mengkhaskan entri untuk my jantung puan sri kacang for her birthday. bersusah payah nak sebut khas tu kenapa?aku sendiri tak paham.demmit. anda nampak tak betapa khas entri ni untuk anda. just to wish hapy birthday je dah 1 page aku buat. takpe takpe diri ini ikhlas melakukannya. to my jantung hati belobang sebesar duit doposen.selamat meraikan hari mendatang(tak mention tua) dengan baik.jap! aku buat list untuk harijadi anda. anda SAHAJA :

  • bawak la aku bejalan with ur deer oke *sep sep*
  • semoga dapat pekerjaan yang diidamkan
  • semoga berkekalan ke anak cucu cicit *pewit*
  • i'll always be a good friend of yours.awww. :))
  • bagi alamat rumah! *nak hadiah tak?*





lebiu jantung! cemolot sikit
muah muah

October 16, 2010

aku bukanlah superman.

huargghhhhhhhh!! selamat tengah hari sekalian ummat.

name pon kynkong.don't u geddit awal bicara saya begitu rupa? ayat mukadimah yang berunsur taubat tahu tak! tajuk entry pulak macam akulah superhero yang diminati ramai. taksedar diri langsung *tolonglah tempeleng sekali*. alkisahnya hari ni takde isu nak ditunggang tebalikkan, so hidupku agak kucar kacir sebab takde benda nak buat. anda ade badan ketul2? 6pack? 10pack? berapa pack kau mau? kalau takde jangan berangan lah nak jadi superhuman. aku ni nak jadi superhero takde pulak nak mintak tolong selagi spender masih lagi di dalam. cuba bayangkan kalau superhero pakai spender diluar datang nak tolong selamatkan orang kat Malaysia ni. tempatan je oke. tak ke geli hati cik bedah, cik senah gelak guling2 sampai kembang kempis hidung mangsa keadaan tuu. mati sesak napas sebab gelak sakan beguling telentang bila melihat superhero gile fashionista ala lady gagah. apekah superhero semua buang tebiat nak pakai spender diluar? satu contoh yang tidak baik disitu ye. apabila kanak2 pergi ke sekolah mengikut jejak superhero berspender diluar. para guru bole terjerit2 histeria tak dapat terima kenyataan. ade pulak yang pakai kain terbang2 macam batman pakai tu(taktau ape name kain tu).bile jalan kain tu ala ala nak terbang and dengan batman rase nak terbang tapi last2 nak pergi selamatkan orang pakai keretatajam ala fast and laju tu jugak.so ape motif kain terbang tuu?? gile fashionista jugak batman tuu kan. lagi perkara tak logik is tiungman. kenapakah sebab namanya adalah tiungman jadi muncungnya pon harus ditampal kat hidung tapi stil ade mulut untuk bercakap. spiderman pulak kene letak gambar spider kat dada then apesal kluangman tak letak peta kluang johor tu??? kan senang. superman is the best example sebab kain terbang itu telah membuat ia betol2 terbang dan cuma perlu letak lambang "S" sahaja to introduce himself. cuma dia masih lagi di zaman batu sebab masih lagi pakai spender di luar.tak senonoh!*shy* apepun my super spender is the best sebab anda kuat, boleh terbang, kacak dan menutup aurat (inner kaler biru yaw).sekali jerit mintak tolong je kau datang dengan gagah.padahal aku mintak tolong masakkan megi je paham tak..aummm :)


haa..kan sudah jadi dari tadi takde topik sekarang da mula meroyan bebel sensorang bhai!
cukup kyn cukup!




inilah wajah my big super spender.auww auww!
*rambut menten walaupun ditiup angin taufan*

October 15, 2010

keep the moment.

truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
We are friends and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. Even though we've changed and we're all finding our own place in the world, we all know that when the tears fall or the smile spreads across our face, we'll come to each other because no matter where this crazy world takes us, nothing will ever change so much to the point where we're not all still friends.


.jantung.

.taik mata.

.dada kiri.
*jangan fikir bukan bukan.oh no!*

.limpa.

.dada kanan.
*ini bukan perkara lucah.hoho*

.gusi.
.bisul.

.hingus.


.kukukaki.



bring happines in many ways. love that :)




September 24, 2010

raye sakan yaw!

selamat pagi.

ye saye malas haptudated dengan kata-kata. raye raye ni perut dah melabuh ke bawah. dagu berlapis lapis dan peha rase seperti boleh dimakanbegitusahaja. jadi semua terasa sangat berat dan melayut (tergantung-gantung)harap maklum.. jari tak gemok pulak! *geram* tsk.

snap!

snap!

Geng Gagak Hitamputihbirukuninghijaupinkmerahungu.
(memang panjang dan susah disebut)

pemalu *sgt*

acah artis

ye! saya giler glamer.

oh! mirror mirror on the wall!
*pecah berderai* tsk


oh! mirror mirror on the wall again.
*tak dilayan sudah* tsk tsk

1

2

snap!
*walaupun punggungku ditusuk rumput yang mencengkam!*


kakikau


oke.kene tolak.demm!

over
*dengan niat tolak ko balik*



acah artis lagi
*who cares*

sneek peek.find me there!




maaf sangat la gambar jadi sungguh bercahaya apabila ditangan org yang bercahaya seperti saya
*shy*
penat mereka pose acah model.haha.padan muke

the gossip girl

tett

the ..? *masih berfikir *

tett again.


love


askar kecundang 1

askar kecundang 2

askar kecundang 3

askar ni mengundang kemarahan photograper.ahah

perang tamat! *shake* :)